February 2012
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
So I planned my outfit tomorrow, and I’m going to be wearing a flannel shirt for the first time in more than a year.
#sadbuttruelesbianfact
Anonymous asked: Hello Jencat :3
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omfg my gf made this huge list of baked goods she’s planning on making for me
scarecr0wdreams:
asiancatlady:
scarecr0wdreams replied to your photo: did i mention that my sweater cardigan has elbow…
wenis pads*
hahahahahaHAHAHHAha omg u r so funny lara omg what is air omg im crying omfg omFG im dyiNG
glad i made u laugh
nice towel, towel head
radiobread2:
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ok i honestly dont fucking get why people think its necessary to comment on a status/link of a song with the artist’s name. like oh really? i didnt know it was by them i thought it was by taylor swift. oh wow. thank you.
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inotrope:
bloodgods:
ey pooja no offense but your dog’s going hard in the chromosomes
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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